My Crazy Brother

Sorry for not updating in a while, but I've been busy at college.

Now, my brother (who shall, for the purpose of this blog and his security, be called Hubert) is completely insane. For example, he wants to seem sophisticated and gentleman-like by wearing reading glasses and expensive shirts with ties all the time. Then he comes home from school saying that he was called to the head of year's office because of misogynistic comments he was making. Another example, he went to Tesco and got some value tea, emptied it all out of the teabags into a wooden crate so he could be like a rich tea merchant!!! Crazy!

But most recently he went up the London and came back with a pipe. A smoking pipe, for smoking. But because he's only 14 he can't get tobacco, so he smokes dried herbs. I smelt a strange smell, so I went into his room and it was filled with thick, grey smoke. I could hardly see in! And worst of all, he thinks it good for him!!! And gentlemanly!!!

He is a completely crazy, annoying, rude, future wife beater (probably). Good bye.